Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.
- Baby: s-s
- Parents: what is it baby?
- s-s-SIND DAS ESSEN UNE WIR SIND DIE JAEGAR
2014 so far
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
Okay tamora pierce fans, weird question.
Which part of ” Salmalín” do you stress? Every time I read his name it I hear it as sort of a blur because I can’t decide which syllable to stress. I get that the last syllable is accented but that just doesn’t sound right to me.
So how do you hear it?
hmmm… I usually pronounce is Sal-ma-lynn
I pronounce it sahl-mahl-LEEN, if that helps. ;-)
Well folks, it doesn’t get more official than that!
IT LITERALLY HAS AN ACCENT WTF
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
Q:The 11,000,000 notes post is a post tht nobody knows the true origins of but it always changes
Q:Do you ever think about how oranges are pre sliced by nature?